Bedtime routine

Racoon

A brief insight, for those who may be interested, into our bedtime routine. At least this is how it was tonight.

Jane: Is it bedtime yet?

Gareth: Yes … at least, it is for me.

Jane: You can’t keep me away from my bed!

Gareth: That’s true … Has the door to the front of the property been bolted?

Jane: Yes.

Gareth: Have the racoons been deployed to their guarding locations?

Jane: What?!

I guess, it made sense in my head.

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Gareth J M Saunders

Hi, I'm Gareth J M Saunders, 43 years old, 6' 4", married to Jane, father to twins Reuben and Joshua, and their younger brother Isaac. I'm a priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church and worship at All Saints' Church, St Andrews. I am employed as the web architect at the University of St Andrews.

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