Pillow talk

Conversation overheard in bed at 05:00 this morning:
Gareth: I love you.
Jane: I love you too.
Gareth: I love you more than … George W Bush.
Jane: That shouldn’t be difficult, you hate George Bush.
Gareth: I don’t hate him. I just think he’s … in the wrong job.
Jane: Ok.
Gareth: Anyway, I still love you more than George W Bush.
Jane: That’s very reassuring, thank you.
October 5th, 2006 at 10:24 am
Brilliant!
You really know how to sweet-talk a women don’t you?
Any further gems of wisdom in dealing with, and relating to, the fairer sex will be gratefully received.