Bedtime routine

A brief insight, for those who may be interested, into our bedtime routine. At least this is how it was tonight.
Jane: Is it bedtime yet?
Gareth: Yes … at least, it is for me.
Jane: You can’t keep me away from my bed!
Gareth: That’s true … Has the door to the front of the property been bolted?
Jane: Yes.
Gareth: Have the racoons been deployed to their guarding locations?
Jane: What?!
I guess, it made sense in my head.