So … it would appear that the new Apple iPhone 3G was launched today. (That’s obviously not a photo of the new Apple iPhone 3G above, or even the old one. That’s my O2 Xda Orbit running Microsoft Windows Mobile 6.)
It would appear that the Worldwide Apple Cultâ„¢ managed to keep that news well and truly hidden from me. Well done!
Our man in Milton Keynes
Documentally … well, documented the day fabulously well. From getting up to arriving at the Apple store in Milton Keynes, standing in line, being served, going to the Apple store loo (!), and at one point even had one of the Apple assistants holding the camera while he unwrapped the Apple iPhone packaging — the man’s a genius!
Okay, I’ll qualify that last sentence. He’s not a genius simply for unwrapping a box. That could have been done by a simpleton.
No, there was an inclusiveness in that Apple adventure today in his Qik videos, that reflected something of the excitement and camera-derie (sic) of the day.
I watched a couple of other videos on Qik today, of folks standing in other queues, outside other Apple stores, in other towns and … well, they were probably about as embarrassing to watch as they were to make: no-one wanted to speak with the poor fella with the camera.
This is my favourite Qik post — cutting to the chase — this is the moment that the boxed Apple iPhone 3G became Christian’s. I love the cheer! The Apple Cultâ„¢ as one.
So, what’s all the fuss about? The new Apple iPhone 3G has:
- 3G network connectivity so you can surf the Web
- Built-in Global Positioning System (GPS)
- Install 3rd party applications
- ‘Push’ email, contacts and calendars with Microsoft Exchange
Wow! Cool! I can see you’re already impressed.
My Microsoft Windows 6 powered O2 Xda Orbit mobile phone has had three of those facilities for … well, since I bought it in April 2007, and I don’t want the fourth: Push email. I’m happy to synchronize it with Microsoft Outlook 2003.
Meanwhile, back in St Andrews …
My colleague Kevin came into work today with — can you guess?
That’s right, it was a new Apple iPhone 3G. Oh, sorry, did I not tell you? Apparently the new model was launched today.
He got the last one in St Andrews. Of course, when I say “the last one” I also mean the eighth one in St Andrews.
He wasn’t even intending on getting one. He just happened to pass The Carphone Warehouse on Market Street and decided to join the small queue that was already forming.
A few minutes later the manager emerged from the store and said,
Good morning potential customers of St Andrews in Fife. Thank you for your patience. I can announce to you, the consuming public of this Royal and Ancient Burgh, that we have a grand total of eight new Apple iPhone 3Gs.
So if I may, I shall ask the first eight customers who have formed this orderly and polite queue outside the shop window of my shop to kindly step inside and off with the rest of you, to your daily routines.
My best wishes to you should you quest further afield in search of this technological wonder which, if you ask me, has three out of four of the built-in functions of the O2 Xda Orbit a telephone that came onto the market over one earth calendar year ago.
And that was it. Those eight lucky fellas got their hands on a shiny new Apple iPhone 3G.
Well, seven of them did. The guy at the front of the queue, who’d been there since 5:00 am and who had been thoughtful enough to bring with him a wicker chair unfortunately hadn’t been thoughtful enough to bring with him his wallet!
I think the official and international response to that is: D’oh!
… and finally
This coverage of the launch, which happe… what do you mean the launch of what?! This coverage of the launch of a new kind of chocolate washing powder in New York City was brought to my attention by the splendid Sizemore:
… and rudely
And for those of you who like to read rude words on the internet, like ‘bum’ and ‘squelch’, there is always Maddox’s review.
This was brought to my attention by a visiting consultant today. And I thought I spent too much time on the internet!
The paragraph that made me laugh the most was:
[The iPhone is] not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons. Using Jobs’ loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my laptop can be considered 8 devices in one:
- A clock
- A calculator
- An “Internet communications device”
- A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem)
- A pornographic media storage device
- A video player
- A word processor
- And an “iPod” (see below)