My local station

I got a promotional email from The Trainline today. Just how small do they think Scotland is?
Notice the highlighted text in the top-right (rounded) corner:
your local station is Scotland
Great! Well I’m glad that puts an end to the discussion I was having the other night about whether Cupar or Leuchars railway station is closest to Anstruther. The definitive answer, from the railway ticket company is: Scotland!
July 15th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
That’s fantastic. You should call them:
Gareth: “Hello I’d like to get a train from Scotland to London”
TTL: “Fine, where will you be leaving from?”
Gareth: “Uhm, platform 4, I think”.
July 16th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
From the banner: “the easy way to buy tickets”
Yes so easy since there is really only 1 station available to us Scots!
July 19th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Be fair, compared to India, where most of their staff seem to be, Scotland is pretty diddy!