Archive for October, 2008

Commissioning of the Ministry Leadership Team

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Bishop Brian preaching at St John's Selkirk
Bishop Brian preaching at St John’s Selkirk.

On Saturday Jane and I drove down to Selkirk — via Kirkcaldy to pick up a pram, via South Queensferry to have lunch with my brother, via Hermiston Gait (Edinburgh) to buy winter supplies for the car, and via Gilmerton (Edinburgh) to help set up Jane’s sister’s new broadband connection — to visit my Mum, sister and nephew.

The reason for going, other than simply because I love my Mum and it had been too long since I’d been to visit, was that Mum was one of seven being commissioned by Bishop Brian as part of a Ministry Leadership Team at the Church of St John the Evangelist, Selkirk.

St John’s

It was a lovely service, lovely to be back in St John’s (who encouraged and sponsored my own ministry) amongst friends. Bishop Brian preached a great sermon about the need to share in ministry rather than share out ministry. It was encouraging, insightful and realistic.

One thing he said, which stuck with me (if I remember it correctly) was that these seven people were not being commissioned to wow! with their competence but to be obedient servants and just get stuck in and do what they could.

Then minutes after the comment about not wowing with competence Bishop Brian stepped out of the pulpit, knocked over a banner which tumbled onto the window ledge upsetting a flower display.

It was a genuinely beautiful moment of humanness, which was received by the congregation and reflected as a warm and delighted laugh. Brian, one of the seven to be soon commissioned, leapt to the Bishop’s aid and between them they re-set everything as it had been.

“There’s collaborative ministry in action”, David, the Priest-in-Charge affirmed.

Commissioning

Bishop Brian commissioning the Ministry Team at St John's Selkirk
Bishop Brian (in the pointy gold hat) commissioning the Ministry Team at St John’s Selkirk; Mum is in the bright pink top.

Following the creed and a re-dedication of the people of St John’s:

Brothers and sisters in Christ,
will you renew your commitment
to the loving service of God,
of one another
and of your fellow men and women?

and confession the seven were introduced to the Bishop by my sister Jenni and Annie, one of the servers, where he commissioned them:

Brothers and sisters in Christ,
you have been entrusted with the leading of Christ’s people
to fulfil their baptismal calling to ministry in this place.
Are you willing to undertake this service,
under the guidance of God’s Holy Spirit;
following the example of Jesus Christ,
who came not to be served but to serve?

I was so proud of Mum, who has been such a role model and encouragement in my own journey of ministry. It was a joy, delight and privilege to be there. It was lovely to share that too in the company of Jane, who had only had two hours sleep the night before.

The Peace

When the Bishop introduced the peace:

“Where two or three are gathered together in my name,” says the Lord, “there I am, in the midst of them.”

It occurred to me that “Where two or three are gathered together…” could easily describe Jane just now!

Pick and eat

After the service, after the coffee, many of the congregation retired to the church hall for a buffet (my brother as a child called these a ‘pick and eat’), which was served by our newly commissioned team, ably demonstrating their servant natures.

Sitting at a table with my nephew Benjamin he asked: “Which places would you like to visit before you die?”

Jane thought for a moment before saying “the doctor’s, the hospital and the operating theatre!”

Money as debt

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

I discovered this video (Money as Debt) embedded on Dave Gorman’s blog this week, and have only just gotten around to watching it — it lasts about 47 minutes, but it’s certainly well worth it — and if true … wow! Then the situation is more scary than I feared. There’s a website too: www.moneyasdebt.net.

What I thought

I always thought that money worked like this, and this is part of what I said on Sunday in my sermon.

I’m going to have to be honest with you here, I’ve never really understood money beyond the fact that I have a bank account: I put money in to the bank, I take money out and sometimes, somehow, the bank uses the money that I’ve deposited to make them — and me — more money. I have no idea how that works!

To me, it’s a bit like those films where your children’s toys come to life after dark, like Toy Story: you put the action figure in the toy chest, in the morning it’s still there exactly where you left it … but during the hours in between it’s been on some daring and crazy adventure.

New money

But it would appear not. It would appear that banks simply create new money almost out of thin air, and that money now simply represents debt.

“Each and every time a bank makes a loan, new bank credit is created – new deposits – brand new money.”
Graham F. Towers, Governor, Bank of Canada, 1934-54.

A few interesting quotations from the movie that gets you thinking:

Woodrow Wilson

“I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit.

Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of a nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men.

We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world, no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men.”

Woodrow Wilson
President of the United States of America, 1913-1921

John Adams

“All of the perplexities, confusion, and distress in America arises, not from the defects of the Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit, and circulation.”

John Adams,
Founding Father of the American Constitution

William Lyon Mackenzie King

“Until the control of the issue of currency and credit is restored to government and recognized as its most conspicuous and sacred responsibility, all talk of sovereignty of Parliament and of democracy is idle and futile…

Once a nation parts with control of its credit, it matters not who makes the nation’s laws…

Usury once in control will wreck any nation.”

William Lyon Mackenzie King
from Prime Minister of Canada
(who nationalized the Bank of Canada)

Rockerfeller

And perhaps the most scary quotation, which closes the film:

“We are grateful to The Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years.

It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during those years.

But, the work is now much more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries.”

David Rockefeller, founder of the Trilateral Commission,
in an address to a meeting of The Trilateral Commission, in June, 1991.

What now?

Perhaps it’s time for us to stop being complacent and find out how this whole money thing works (or doesn’t) and do something about it.

But of course, we’re all busy. And I’ve got work in the morning. And there’s the grass to cut, and I have a to do list as long as my monitor is high. Perhaps it would be best just to leave it to the bankers. It’s their area of expertise, after all. They know how it works, and how to fix it … maybe we should just leave it to them …

Week 32 ultrasound scan

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Left twin at 32 weeks
Amazing, almost 3D photo of left twin taken at today’s ultrasound scan

Jane’s in bed at last. Sleep hasn’t been the easiest thing for Jane during this pregnancy but last night was the worst to date with only about 30 minutes. Certainly not enough to function when you’re in the best of health let alone pregnant and carrying twins!

Scan day

Today was another scan day at Ninewells Hospital in Dundee. Jane managed to drive as far as St Andrews (about 10 miles) where she met me and I drove her the rest of the way.

It feels like a very familiar road now, not least because that’s the road we take to Newport-on-Tay for church; I was there on Sunday for Harvest Festival, which was a lovely experience complete with Asperges (blessing the congregation with holy water). The theme was water too, which was fitting.

We’ve been going up to Ninewells more frequently over the last couple of months — we were there for weeks 19, 26, 28 and now 32 — for scans and visits to the twins clinic which is held in the ante-natal clinic on a Tuesday (as far as I know).

The waiting room

It’s been interesting to see the variety of people waiting for scans. Some (I assume) carrying singletons, others with twins (or perhaps more); I only know that because we see them later waiting at the twins clinic. Today we followed an obviously middle-class, professional couple and an Asian — I’m going to guess Muslim — woman in a long flowing dress with scarf over her head. Behind us in the queue, a girl who looked like she was college age, sitting with her friend, and beside her a young black woman.

When we came out from the scan — which lasted longer than usual because … well, we couldn’t really work out which baby was which (I’ll come back to that) — there were lots more people in the waiting room. It turned out to be, as far as I could tell, two groups.

First there was a young girl (mid- to late-teens, I would guess) sitting with her mother and boyfriend. The boyfriend looked bored, perhaps embarrassed? He sat staring into space. The females were totally blinged up! Imagine that Jimmy Saville and Mr T are related, and they have a couple of cousins in Scotland. That was them.

The other group comprised a young woman (maybe 18 or 19) with her boyfriend and an older man, whom I presumed was the father of one of them, though I’m not sure which because he didn’t seem to speak with either of them. Oddly, I seemed to recognise him, though.

A wonderful cross-section of Scottish society in that one room.

The scan

Back to the scan. Our usual doctor was on holiday so we were ushered into a room by a midwife that we’d never met before, but who seemed nice. The warmed-up lubricating jelly was smeared onto Jane’s tummy and the midwife set about with the scan.

Until now the scans appear to have been quite straight forward — says me, who’s never done an ultrasound scan in his life! Today the twins were obviously playing up. Right twin has his head down (that’s the right direction for a baby at this stage); left twin is the other way up (that’s called ‘breech’ and is the wrong way up for a baby at this stage).

To further complicate things, right twin has his spine following the shape of Jane’s bump while left twin has his spine at the back, so essentially facing the same way as Jane. They’re like Yin and Yang. They are not exactly tangled up in each other, but not far off it.

They certainly made it very difficult to take measurements, and we were completely unable to get an image of right twin’s face, though we got two amazingly good images of left twin — one of them (above) was almost 3D in its clarity.

The midwife said that she was going to use one of her life-lines and chose to “phone a friend”. She went off to get a doctor to see if she could make sense of this ultrasound festival of limbs. I think the babies must have moved when Jane sat up to wait for the doctor’s arrival because she managed to get the required measurements and confirmed that everything appeared to be as it should be.

She still couldn’t get an image of right twin’s face, though.

Twins clinic

We were soon upstairs in another waiting room; this was the twins clinic. The chairs there are oddly arranged into three rows like a small cinema facing a huge window and a tiny 14″ TV, the picture on which was mostly static and interference. The chairs are all high-backed anyway, so unless you’re sitting at the front or on the end you can’t actually see the telly anyway!

The young woman, partner and father soon joined us. The partner’s social norms were obviously different to ours. He stood at the front and fiddled with stuff. There was an information display all about alcohol awareness week. “Aw look! He said, you can drink up to 2 units a day … you could get the baby drunk!”

There really should be a third read-out on these alcohol unit ready-reckoner wheels: male, female and pregnant. The pregnant read-out should simply say “none … none … none … none …”. It’s really not worth the risk, which is what the poster at the front said in bold letters. You can choose to say no to alcohol, your baby can’t!

Our next visit there is going to be in three weeks time (week 35) when we’ll speak further with the staff about the possibility of an elective Caesarean section. They were saying that it might be around 18 November, give or take a week or two.

That feels at once no time at all and ages away … particularly when a full night’s sleep is so hard to come by for Jane. But it is exciting.

Smarter web design article in .net magazine

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Smarter and faster web design

The current edition of .net magazine (October 2008, issue 181) has an interesting feature article entitled “Smarter and faster web design”.

Magazine writer Craig Grannell promises “you don’t need to work harder, or for longer hours, to get better results. You just need to work smarter!” A sucker for productivity tips here’s my take on what he has to say:

1. Get away from the computer

This is one my favourites, and one that I use all the time. Well, not all the time, otherwise you’d never find me at my desk!

Lateral’s Simon Crab offers this thought:

“… today’s web designers have a subconscious belief that the computer will provide an answer as long as they sit in front of it for long enough”

Instead of sitting staring at your design software of choice (Photoshop, Paint Shop Pro Photo, Publisher, Illustrator, Visio, etc.) he suggests going out and get a different perspective on the world. Go to exhibitions, browse magazines at the newsagent, walk around and look around you.

I can’t remember where I first learned this, but it’s been really helpful advice. Get inspiration from other non-Web environments. I’m forever ripping out pages from magazines, scanning them or simply gluing them into a scrapbook. I’ve found inspiration in books, magazines, TV, architecture, fashion, nature … step away from the computer!

2. Explain the idea to a non-techie

I don’t know how many times Jane has patiently sat and listened to me wittering on about some design idea, and then pondered carefully as I finish with the killer question “Does that make sense?”

Crab notes:

“A foolproof test is verbally explaining an idea to a non-designer. If you can’t succinctly explain a concept and get across how it will look and feel, it’s probably not a great idea.”

3. Paper and a pen

This was a tip that struck a chord with me: use simpler tools. Don’t rely on massive, expensive software applications. Get back to basics.

I have a home-made pad of A5 paper next to me on my desks, both at work and at home. Any scrap A4 paper that would otherwise go into the recycling box gets ripped in two and bound together with a foldback clip.

The next bit of advice is from usability guru Jakob Nielsen:

The most important tools for a smart designer are a pen and plenty of paper. This is all you need to do user testing — no fancy lab required. Just sit next to a customer as they attempt to use your website.

Mock things up on paper first. Show it around. Get the big things right first, before you waste time writing code that might never be used.

And for those who say “I can’t draw” advice from GapingVoid:

They’re only crayons. You didn’t fear them in kindergarten, why fear them now?

4. Simpler software

37signals founder Jason Fried:

[Our software products] do a few things really well and get out of people’s way. And when products do a few things really well, they’re more pleasant to work with, and easier to learn and understand.

Find software that does this for you. A few of my favourites:

I use these applications again and again for specific tasks because they’re quick, simple to use and reliable. I’ve got other, bigger applications that will do these tasks but these do it for me quickly.

5. Getting Things Done

Interesting advice from Khoi Vinh from NYTimes.com about GTD:

Unless you really feel GTD is perfect for you, don’t bother. It’s over-rated and just about the (admittedly satisfying) pleasure of organising a system for getting things done, rather than actually getting things done.

I can see that, but I would also say: don’t reject it simply because it doesn’t work for other people. Give it a go, and adopt the things that do work for you, such as a zero-inbox policy.

I was impressed with Andy Budd’s approach to email. He answers emails that take under five minutes, deletes the junk and then files the rest in folders with titles such as:

  • Action
  • Hold
  • Respond
  • Waiting

I’ve been inspired to try something similar.

6. Reuse code

Re-use tried and tested modules of code, for example:

  • Frameworks for CSS, PHP, JavaScript
  • Base it on the default WordPress code (clean, valid and well-structured code)
  • Create your own library of code (many code editors allow you to store these as snippets)

I loved Edward Barrow’s reason for using prebuilt libraries:

He likens using a prebuilt library to “getting an expert programmer to work on your project for free”.

Whenever I do something new I now ask myself whether this is something that I’m likely to need again. If it is I’ll store it as a snippet in WeBuilder 2008, my main code editor.

I categorize everything and have folders and subfolders in my code library arranged like this (I’ve expanded the HTML folder):

  • Apache
  • CSS
  • htaccess
  • HTML
    • !DOCTYPE
    • Basic Tags
    • Elements
    • Forms
    • IE Conditionals
    • Meta
  • JavaScript
  • jQuery
  • Lorum Ipsum
  • Microformats
  • PHP

I’ve got all sorts of goodies in here, that I don’t have to go searching for because I know they are there at my fingertips.

7. Source control

Before I discovered Subversion I used to create my own version control system. But I ended up with umpteen files and folders along the lines of:

[backup-070620]
[backup-070621]
index2.html
index3-test.html

It got ugly, and if I made a mistake or needed to roll back to a previous version I couldn’t very easily do it. I then discovered FileHamster but I couldn’t quite get the hang of it. I found it a little too intrusive.

I was then introduced to Subversion, and discovering that you don’t need to incorporate it into Apache server I installed the Subversion server onto my PC at home and it’s been great! I use the TortoiseSVN client.

Quoting once again from the article in .net:

“In fact, the simplest and smartest investment you can make for any project is to use some sort of version control system,” says Aral Balkan, web developer and conference organiser.

What are your tips?

What are the tools, tips that you find most useful, that make you most productive?