Archive for the 'Humour' Category

Powerpoint Edinburgh: An apology

Friday, September 14th, 2007

In common with all other Scottish Christian blogs, I may have given the impression that I thought that the Powerpoint Edinburgh committee had lost their minds in inviting such a controversial public figure to speak at this season’s opening event at St Thomas’, Glasgow Road, tonight.
Blog post titles such as “Theroux a glass darkly”, “When […]

What am I? What am I?

Monday, September 10th, 2007

What would really happen if your toys came to life? This short film (4 minutes 54 seconds) tries to answer that very question.
This made me cry with laughter. A lot.
Bits of it made Jane laugh too, although at the end of it she said that she thinks I’ve got a weird sense of humour.
WARNING: […]

Night driving

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Conversation between Jane and me while driving home from Edinburgh on Saturday night. I was driving and feeling quite tired; Jane was in the passenger’s seat.

Gareth: How awake are you?
Jane: Not very, why?
Gareth: Don’t worry, I just wondered if you wanted to take over driving. I’m getting sleepy.
Jane: I could … it would probably […]

Who organises the rota?

Sunday, August 19th, 2007

While preparing my sermon this week I came across the following shocking statistic amongst various notes:
1,800 people leave the Church in the UK each week; that’s one every six minutes.
Sadly, in my notes I didn’t record the source of that statistic or the date for which this particular statistic was true. But in a […]

Killing rhythms

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Spotted on the Total Battlefield 2 Forum (I subscribe to the RSS feed). These rhythms have been created using Battlefield 2 weapon sounds.
Battlefield 2 Gun Sounds

Battlefield 2 Vehicle Sounds

Great fun, but clearly someone has too much time on their hands.

Sony Bravia advert spoof follow-up

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Sony Bravia advert
Most of you — at least those in the UK who watch television — will have seen the colourful Sony Bravia advert. For those of you who haven’t, or if you want to see it again, here it is (courtesy of YouTube):

Spoof
I discovered this spoof interview with a supposed resident. It’s very, very […]

I think I’m in a Douglas Coupland novel …

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Last night I began to wonder if I really am an autonomous, free-thinking human-being and not just the creation of a 20th/21st-century literary genius.
Yesterday, late-afternoon, a few minutes before five, I checked my email. There was one from our Acting Director informing us that today (Thursday) Registry would be running progression. This basically means that […]